SEO COPYWRITER & CONTENT WRITER

SEO COPYWRITER FOR GOOD-WITH-VISUALS, BAD-WITH-WORDS KINDA PEOPLE.

Helping photographers, designers, illustrators, makers, marketers, coaches & all-round creative people sound as gosh-darn amazing as they look with website copy & content writing that gets Google & your dream clients hot under the collar.

done-for-you seo WEbsite copywriting

All-singing, all-dancing juicy SEO-fuelled website copy, with keyword research, brand voice workshop and creative copywriting that makes you sound as good as you look.

done-for-you monthly content writing

SEO blog posts, snappy social captions and high-converting emails, all written for you every single month. All your marketing words, without the hassle of actually writing them.

The Official super-cool content club

Wanna do things yourself, but just not sure what to do, where to start, or how the F to actually do the things? Join the club and finally get sh*t done.

words that *actually* work

finally sound as good as you look

Your websiteโ€™s stunning ๐Ÿ˜ but your words are lacking a littleโ€ฆ je ne sais quoi ๐Ÿคท

Theyโ€™re dull, dry, robotic - and not at all reflective of how much of a bloody creative genius you really are. And youโ€™re losing dream clients because of it.

What you need is a big olโ€™ dose of strategic, creative, SEO-fuelled copy and content (by me, hi) that tickles Googleโ€™s fancy and gets dream clients in your inbox faster than Obi runs away from nail clippers.

you *could* write your own wordsโ€ฆ or you could stop kidding yourself that youโ€™re a wordy person

Your clients *could* take their own photos, design their own brands, illustrate their own wedding stationery.

But you and I both know that those things would be SO MUCH BETTER if they were handed over to the professionals (i.e. you).

And the same applies to your copy. You can write, sure. After months of procrastinating, typing and backspacing, and starting a hundred new Google Docs, you might eventually end up with some website copy that sounds half decent.

But when I write, itโ€™s not half decent. Itโ€™s whole-ass freaking amazing and makes Google fall head-over-heels in love with you, your dream clients slide into your inbox faster than the speed of light, and your competitors turn instantly green with envy.

Basically, I help you find words that take your entire business from meh to MY GOD THATโ€™S SO GOOD (without the procrastination).

word-wrangler at your service

Iโ€™m your wordy-fairy godmother

Words are my bitch. I wrangle them, wrestle with them, worry about them, and, eventually, write them. Why? Because I bloody love it. Nothing makes me more stressed, yet more sickeningly happy than turning your thoughts, ideas and creative juices into words that get the job done.

swish & flick, gram done

50 days of content, done